The Gospel In Three Minutes?
That said, I think it fulfills this purpose well:

I have not been home since you left long ago
I'm thumbing my way back to heaven
Counting steps,.. walking backwards on the road
I'm counting my way back to heaven
I can't be free with what's locked inside of me...
If there was a key, you took it in your hands.
There's no wrong or right,... but I'm sure there's good and bad
The questions linger overhead
No matter how cold the winter, there's a springtime ahead
I'm thumbing my way back to heaven
I wish that I could hold you... wish that I had
Thinking 'bout heaven
I let go of a rope,... thinking that's what held me back
And in time I've realized,... it's now wrapped around my neck
I can't see what's next,... from this lonely overpass
Hang my head and count my steps, as another car goes past
All the rusted sign we ignore throughout our lives
Choosing the shiny ones instead
I turned my back,... now there's no turning back
No matter how cold the winter,.. there's a springtime ahead
I smile, but who am I kidding?
I'm just walking the miles,.. every once in a while I'll get a ride
I'm thumbing my way back to heaven
Thumbing my way back to heaven
I'm thumbing my way back to heaven...
Labels: Music, Sean Norris
A GREAT video on Heaven. It's comforting to know that Heaven will be 1400 times the size of New York City. And please if you're going to watch it, watch it all the way through. I wouldn't want you to miss the special treat at the end.
I LOVE this stuff. Could watch it all day long. It's part of who we are, embrace it!
Since the Mockingbird Conference I have been exploring some of Thornton Wilder's other plays from The Angel That Troubled the Waters, and there is one with which I particularly identified called Now the Servant's Name Was Malchus.
I can identify with Malchus because there are times in my life that I have been made to feel ridiculous for my beliefs, and perhaps you have, too. But then I'm reminded of how Christ was ridiculed, and I think what better company with which to feel ridiculous.Labels: Conferences, Jeff Hual, Literature
It is a matter of survival it seems. I cannot get through my day without some thought of what I
Labels: Conferences, Sean Norris, Suffering, Testimony

Vampires are having their moment in, well, if not the sun, then certainly the Twilight. Author Stephenie Meyer's series of books about the romantic yearnings of an undead teen are the, uh, lifeblood of the book business these days. According to USA Today, one in every seven books sold in the United States in the first quarter of an otherwise dismal 2009 was one of the four Twilight stories. On Amazon.com, half of the top 10 is made up of Twilight. (Each of the four books holds a spot, and the collected series takes up another one.)
Readers can't get enough of the forbidden love affair between a human girl named Bella and her bloodsucking but good-hearted beau, Edward. He's emo! He's chivalrous! And glittery! (Meyer takes some liberty with horror-movie convention; instead of burning and shriveling up when sunlight hits them, vampires literally sparkle.) What more could an adolescent girl want in a fictional boyfriend?
The real-life plot twist here, though, is that it's not 'tween and teen girls who make up Twilight's ardent—and profitable—fan base. It's their mothers.
The key line in the piece from my perspective is:Labels: Film, Gender, Relationships, StampDawg
An excerpt from Oswald Bayer's Theology the Lutheran Way:Labels: Matt McCormick, Theology
1. Maybe it's because it's so nice out, or maybe it's because we completely forgot to mention his fantastic Conference talk in our recent newsletter, or maybe it's because his Good Friday and Easter sermons were so inspired, but we urge you to check out the following write-up over mardecortesbaja.com.
4a. Mitchell Hurwitz's animated follow-up to Arrested Development, Sit Down Shut Up, debuted this week. Initial reviews have been mixed to negative, which I sadly have to agree with. Let's hope this one's a "grower"! Fortunately the same cannot be said for Parks And Recreation, which so far has been way outshining it's older sibling, The Office. And HBO's Grey Gardens was almost as charming as the documentary itself (Drew Barrymore - who knew?!). Finally, I haven't heard much about the Caprica dvd yet - has anyone seen it? Labels: Conferences, Humor, Paul Zahl, Theology, TV, Week In Review
When I was at the Mockingbird conference last month, two nice fellas from NYC were talking to me (from Georgia) and my friend Jeff Hual (from the Florida panhandle = more redneck than Alabama). At some point they asked where we were from, and I said "We're from down south" and one of them said "Ummm... yeah we could sort of tell."
Rambling Rose (1991) is probably my favorite movie ever -- though that depends on what day you catch me. Laura Dern is the heart of it but she has this incredible cast of supporting actors: Diane Ladd, Robert Duvall, and Lukas Haas. Now you may not recognize that last name, but he's the same actor who played the little Amish boy who sees a murder in Witness (Harrison Ford). When he was 15 he played the other character at the heart of this movie, and he's stunning.Labels: Conferences, Film, MATM, StampDawg

In the review of the book “The Match King,” WSJ journalist, Chancellor, discusses how Bernie Madoff was not the first to commit fraud on Wall St (and will certainly not be the last!). The conclusion of his review echoes St. Paul's view of the law and its inability to engender what it commands.
“Regulation can do little to prevent this state of affairs (financial villainy, etc.) from repeating itself. Regulatory agencies were created to protect the world against future Ivar Kreugers (the Match King/1932 Financial Villain). Yet the same agencies failed to heed warnings about Bernard Madoff. Policymakers are now calling for new rules that, they say, will prevent future crises. The tragic, timely story of "The Match King" suggests that this is wishful thinking.”
From Romans 8:3- "For what the law was powerless to do in that it was weakened by the sinful nature, God did by sending his own Son in the likeness of sinful man to be a sin offering."
Within a week it seems that Susan Boyle has become a world-wide sensation. Last weekend I was over at a friend's house when someone put on the youtube clip and all 15+ of us were mesmerized by her surprisingly angelic voice. She was featured last week on Mockingbird and nearly everyone who watched the video commented that they were touched, speechless, or tearful.
We know ourselves to be plainly average and, like Susan Boyle, wish to be a "diamond in the rough." This Cinderella Story appeals to our hope and longing for true authencity and ability to transcend our finititude. Susan Boyle stands before the judgment seat of Simon Cowell and leaves him speechless. It unearths our own feelings of condemnation and the hope that we can avoid such judgments ourselves.Labels: Celebrity, News, Psychology, Todd
On the misuse of God's Law and the importance of a low Ecclesiology: "I was brainwashed in a Pentecostal church. I'm not against churches or religion, but I do believe, like I said in "Garden of Eden," that most organized religions make a mockery of humanity. My particular church was filled with self-righteous hypocrites who were child abusers and child molesters. These were people who'd been damaged in their own childhoods and in their lives. These were people who were finding God but still living with their damage and inflicting it upon their children. I had to go to church anywhere from three to eight times a week. I even taught Bible school while l was being beaten and my sister was being molested. We'd have televisions one week, then my step-dad would throw them out because they were satanic. l wasn't allowed to listen to music. Women were evil. Everything was evil. I had a really distorted view of sexuality and women. I remember the first time l got smacked for looking at a woman."
On the genesis of GNR and the bondage of the will: “I have a lot of damage, and I’m not saying that like ‘Oh, pity me’ or anything. Instead of being myself, I was definitely a product of my environment, and that was something [GNR] has thrown back in the world’s face. ‘You don’t like us? [Shame on] you! You helped create us! Your ways of doing things helped make sure we exist the way we are.’ We didn’t have a choice to exist any other way.”
In catholic school, as vicious as Roman ruleLabels: JDK, Mockingbird
Jacob Smith's wonderful entry about a theology of the cross vs. a theology about the cross last week inspired some fresh thinking about what is (to me) a familiar subject. Familiarity does not exactly mean exhaustive knowledge, however. Indeed, it is sufficiently counter-intuitive so as to demand a lifetime of contemplation and living to connect with its meaning. So if only for my own benefit, I would like to explore this idea of the "theology of the cross" once more.
What triggered my renewed thinking about this is a woman I know in the Midwest whose husband had been unfaithful. Old story, I know, but it is not some common societal abstraction to the one who suffers through it. In any case, there was a divorce and now the woman hates her ex-husband. And it is a palpable hate that radiates and can physically be felt. It has infected the children of the marriage and the father has been utterly destroyed and exists today in an equally palpable despondency. The transgression has opened the floodgates of consequence and life has stripped bare the preposterous veneer of self-justification.
In his earlier entry, Smith noted: “Therefore, a theology of the cross, as opposed to simply inoculating our conscience to sin and our own culpability in it, finds us guilty of the sin that we have committed, and states that we should be justly condemned for it, while at the same time stating our penalty has been paid for and we are 100% forgiven.”Labels: David Browder, Literature, Luther, Philosophy, Theology
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Labels: Humor, Mockingbird, Theology
In a recent Atlantic.com article entitled Class Dismissed, Sandra Tsing Loh, through a book review of Paul Fussell’s Class: A Guide Through the American Status System, offers an interesting analysis of the current financial situation which, in and of itself, is an interesting and entertaining read.
Roger that. Even today, I think one’s relation to one’s alma mater is fraught with haute-bourgeois peril. In descending order of coolness are:
1. Dropped out of prestigious college;
2. Graduated from prestigious school, never bring it up unless asked—then as joke;
3. Graduated from prestigious school with honors, bring up quickly, no irony;
4. Graduated, have become garish, cheerful head of alumni booster committee.
The Result:
As Borders stores shutter, perhaps we’ll see a reflowering of public libraries. In any case, unable to secure those astronomical loans, more Xers will have to start rubbing shoulders with The Other, living in truly mixed neighborhoods, next door to such noncreative types as Kohl’s-shopping back-office workers and actual not-yet-ready-for-their-close-up-in-Yoga- Journal immigrants. More members of a once-creative class may now have to live like immigrants, if not 12 to a single-family home, at least with roommates, or other family members—and not necessarily one’s favorites. Speaking of which, even the self-actualized may not be able to afford the heady liberation of divorce. Get the Rick Warren tapes out! Enlightened women may have to stay not just married but in for the night—what with restaurants being so unaffordable, home life will be all about the hearth, the candlelight, the guitar (and not a vintage Les Paul)."
1. That Phil Spector lost his case came as no surprise to many of us. Still, as a long-time Spector fan/fanatic, the whole thing has hit me rather hard. Let us not forget that in 2002 he told a reporter, "to all intents and purposes I would say I'm probably relatively insane, to an extent...I have devils inside that fight me. And I'm my own worst enemy." The best segment I've seen on it is here.Labels: Music, News, Theology, Week In Review
By far, Lewis' best book (IMHO) is the book he wrote while abreacting the death of his beloved wife, entitled A Grief Observed. The following is his understanding of Mr. Magoo, er.... love.
My Way
This is not at all a commentary on Sinatra himself, but the thought of this song playing at the end of someone's life (especially the last stanza) is more than a little depressing to me. The thought of rocking out to some savory "non-religious" tunes at my funeral, however, is a fine thought indeed!
Every Sunday for four months, inmates from the all-male prison, Roumieh, have performed an Arabic version of Reginald Rose's "12 Angry Men" (interspersed with their own music and personal testimonials). The actors are rapists and murderers. The prison's other inmates include the top al Qaeda convicts and leading suspects from Prime Minister Rafiq Hariri's assassination. 
Labels: Conferences, Drake, Literature, News
Pastor Joel Osteen is, in the words of (fake) fashion icon Mugatu (played by Will Ferrell in Zoolander), “so hot right now.” The 46-year-old pastor heads America’s largest church, the Houston-based Lakewood Church, with 43,000 people in attendance per week. His 2004 book, Your Best Life Now, was a New York Times bestseller, as was his 2007 Become a Better You. He is hugely popular and hugely influential. Many people at the church where I work read his books, watch his shows, and listen to his sermons. He’s a really likable guy.
"I believe that when you think of the negative, and you get up discouraged -- there's nothing good in my future -- I really believe it almost ties the hands of God. God works where there's an attitude of faith. I believe faith is all about hope."
The problem with this is twofold. First, this conditional relationship makes you more powerful than God. The level of your faith determines God’s ability to act in your life. The idea that my mental state could, as Osteen says, “tie God’s hands” is frightening. I don’t want that much power. (Although, Osteen puts this in a pretty package, one that ultimately appeals to the ego.)Labels: Aaron M.G. Zimmerman, Church, Religion, Theology