From the "Funny Because It's True" Department

The Gospel means we should be able to "say what a thing is." Since the cross indicates that the human condition is desperate, it means we can be honest about what's really going on in our lives. Unfortunately, we humans often have subtle ways we obfuscate, obscure, bend the truth, and spin. Here's a funny take the way Christians do that.
I give you: "How to Speak Christianese."